About NOT ME

I don't know the date.
I feel: groggy
When I woke up this... afternoon? Morning? I don't know... Anyway, when I woke up, I was in a spherical chamber with no furniture. I have been there since, and I don't know anything else. My computer is somehow still with me, but I am hungry, and I think I will die if I don't get water soon. I will update as necessary, and if you don't hear from me in a while, this is good-bye.

7/9/09
I feel: drugged
So here's the scoop. They have captured me. and are hiding me in their giant dam, hidden inside an underwater lake that is inside a cave, which happens to be in the middle of a thick, dark, prickly forest no being in its right mind would venture into. It turns out my father and grandfather have been hidden here since their unwilling departures. They are weak, sickly, and smell very strongly of mildew. The beavers have just fed me some very fishy-smelling ice cream. (Meaning, it smells like fish, and it's suspicious.) I fear the worst.

7/6/09 4:33 PM
I feel: nervous
They're coming. I can feel it. The giant green beavers. They will take me, just as they took my father before me, and his father before me. I can hide no longer. This is good-bye.

6/16/09 3:33 AM
I feel: apologetic
You guys, I'm sorry. I have not been updating this regularly. I just don't have time. So don't expect them too often.

5/22/09 7:48 AM
I feel: excited
IT IS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!! Oh BOY!!!

5/8/09 3:34 AM
I feel: bored
So today, Peanut (my pet elephant, did I mention her?) was being really blaah. She only wanted to stomp around on the trampoline, or play on her computer. Not only that, but there was nothing else good to do, only Elijah Wood hanging around wanting to go out to dinner with some of his friends and me. Bleh.

4/30/09 6:55 P.M.
I feel: sorry
OK, I froze the computer, so that's why I haven't responded for a while. I tried to dry it off with a hair dryer, but I electrocuted myself. So, I've been in the hospital, and couldn't get to the computer, but it was dead anyway. Nothin new.

3/16/09 12:44 AM
I feel: cold
Today I finally arrived at the NORTH POLE!!! I am so excited, and very glad we have a computer here. I have been planning this trip forever, since 2005 practically. Anyway, hi to all my readers!